Okay, it wasn't exactly an insurrection - In fact, it was a small demonstration in front of the Federal Building IRS office by a score of committed Tea Party Movement Patriots who live politically incorrect lives in the oppressive People's Republic of Seattle.
How bad is the tyranny in the Seattle Soviet? The Starbucks still serve "Obama Coffee" and the average person in Seattle still doesn't believe that Global Warming is a hoax. Also, the socialist Yuppies infest the downtown with bicycles that terrorize the peds on the sidewalk. As if this were not offensive enough - these same Yuppies simply must wear overpriced "North Face" jackets, when clearly they can barely manage to climb over a curb.
Nevertheless, facing fearful odds of a thousand to one, the brave Patriots formed a thin red line of heroes in front of the Holy Church of Yuppy Elite Socialism in downtown Seattle, better known as the Federal Building on Second Avenue, to protest at high noon IRS tyranny over the constitutional rights of man, woman and all citizens of the American Republic!
I never felt more proud in my life! I'm a Shakespeare fan and one of my favorite plays was his Henry The Fifth, where a small army of stalwart English yeomen took on a force ten times its size of armored French knights on huge war horses at Agincourt in 1415. The English victory happened because King Henry's secret weapon - the longbow that killed the French knights in mass before they could reach the English line.
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..."
Thus we had our small demonstration and held the picket line in front of the Federal Building, while the overpaid parasite IRS workers no doubt laughed at our efforts to draw attention, as did the horde of Yuppie Socialist Knights in their expensive trust fund BMWs and SUVs, that rolled past the small band of brothers (and sisters) on Second Avenue, no doubt paid little attention to our tiny demonstration -or should I say "insurrection?" - because when the stalwart yeomen finally appear on the battlefield - and stand willing to fight against great odds - the well born, well equipped and wealthy knights should beware the arrow in armored chest!
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